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The Greatest Gift

Jesus at therapy:

„My girlfriend gave me the greatest gift,“ Jesus said to his therapist.

„And what was it?“

„I’m allowed to have sex with other women.“

„Really?“

„Yes. I’m allowed to meet other women. I’m allowed to flirt with them. Maybe it will lead to a new friendship, maybe to another real, equal partnership.“

„So, if you want, you can now have a polyamorous relationship?“

„Yes, exactly. I have free rein – unbound and unconstrained. And the best part is, it can also include sex with other women.“

„Why is sex so important to you?“

„Sex is a part of life. When I’m with other women, and the woman really connects with me, if I give her a place in my heart, then I want it to be meaningful. And for a deep connection with a woman, sex is inevitably part of it for me.“

„Don’t you find the concept repulsive?“

„For God’s sake! No! It’s a wonderful thing – for both sides.“

„Lord Jesus, so you’re essentially living in total freedom now.“

„In a way, yes. My life has completely changed. Mary has granted me this total freedom.“

„Is it just about sex for you?“

„No. I’ve realized that I need freedom to truly live. To fully be myself. Oh, it’s still so new to me. I don’t even know what to say. It’s hard to describe, but I know it’s incredibly important to me. It ensures my survival. I need this freedom, especially when I meet other women, to let the energy flow freely.“

„And if you didn’t? What was it like before?“

„If I didn’t, it would be my downfall. I hope this is how I can get a handle on my hatred of people, my destructive urges, my darker impulses. I believe this is one of the keys.“

„How do you feel right now?“

„Fantastic. I can hardly believe my luck. This liberation! This breakthrough! My life is truly beginning now.“

„Do you think this will help you manage your depression?“

„Absolutely! It’s even more than that. Mary has saved my life with this gift.“

„What do you mean?“

„Look… this decision helps remove my inner obstacles and blockages – those I imposed on myself. Now I have to really overcome these inner, self-imposed barriers through my own actions.“

„Can you elaborate?“

„Sure. It’s ultimately about my health. I’ve realized – very clearly – that this is about my health. Before, I was blocking my creative energies, which made me sick. For me, misanthropy, hatred, the urge to kill, the urge to destroy – all stem from that. From now on, I need to allow the pain that comes when I show vulnerability and stop fleeing from it.“

„You mean showing vulnerability to other women?“

„Yes, exactly. When I open up to them and reveal myself. I won’t run from the pain anymore. Especially not into alcohol.“

„That’s a good decision.“

„I wrote this down today: ‚The intoxication of life is love, life, and art – in freedom.‘“

„Beautiful!“

„Yes. And I’ve promised myself, from today onward, not to block my energies anymore but to let them flow freely – wherever they want to go. So I can feel and be who I am in each moment. I won’t deny anything anymore, nor hide from anything. Because otherwise…“

„Otherwise?“

„Otherwise, it will cost me my life.“